100 Dollars

A little Jamaican old lady is walking down King Street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $100 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Hey missis, yu doan see money a fall outta yu bag dem?"

"Lawd mi Gawd!" says the little old lady. "Mi have fi go back an fin' dem!" Tenks fi telling mi."

"Hold dung! Not so fast," says the cop. "Is whey yu get di money from? Is tief yu tief it?"?

"Oh, no sah", says the little old lady. "You see, fi mi back yard a right next to the stadium parking lot. Any time a match a gwaan, whole heap a fans dem come and peepee (urinate) t'rough di fence inna mi yard. So, mi tan behind the fence wid di hedge clippers dem. Any time smaddy stick 'im ting through de fence, mi grab it an bawl out, 'One hundred dollar or it a come aff!'"

"Well, dat sound fair," laughs the cop. "Gwaan yu ways and good luck! Oh, by de way, is what inna de other bag?"

"Well, you know sah, is not everybody pay."