She's Good

NoteFound on the Refrigerator One Morning:

MyDear Wife,
Youwill surely understand that I have certain needs that you,being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happywith you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, afterreading this letter, I hope that you will not wronglyinterpret the fact that I will be spending the evening withmy 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Pleasedon't be upset I shall be home beforemidnight.

Whenthe man came home late that night, he found the followingletter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about mybeing 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity toremind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I ama math teacher at our local college. I would like to informyou that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiestawith Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistanttennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary,is 18 years old. As a successful businessmanwho has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understandthat we are in the same situation, although with one smalldifference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goesinto 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometimetomorrow.