Confessions!!!!!

Girl: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"
Priest: "What have you done my child"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch"
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand!"
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her hand)

Girl: "Yes Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch"

Girl: "Then he touched my breasts."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breasts)

Girl: "Yes Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a him a son of a bitch"

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes; Father"
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call the him a son of a bitch"

Girl: "Then he stuck his "you know what" into my "you know where"!"
Priest: "Like this? (as he stuck his "you know what" into her "you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER! YEES FATHER!! YEES FAAAATHER!!!
Priest: (after a few minutes) "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"

Girl: "But father, he had AIDS!!!"
Priest: "SHIT! THAT SON OF A BITCH"