Men Can Be So Shallow!

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do
more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen.